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Joke of the Day

"People have started rating HIV clinics on trip advisor The one time you don't want a positive review."

"Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll? ""Because,"" he said, ""the bun is the lowest form of pastry."""

"A criminal tried to escape federal jurisdiction by running across the southern border, but then he had a sudden realization.. He was in Tasmania"

"'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail."

"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."

"A CW pronounces both ""r""s in February, both ""d""s in Wednesday and has just told me the ""correct"" way to say segue. Please send weapons."

"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"

"Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil? Because he took the hypocritic oath"

"Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!"

"I thought my son would like that I bought him a trampoline, but oh no. He just wants to sit and cry in his wheelchair."