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Joke of the Day
"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was really just a play on words."
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"Who's driving the car? Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving?.. **The cops**"
"what's the opposite of a Mexican? a Mexican't"
"4-year-old: Is there candy in that drawer? Me: No. 4: Can I check? Me: Do you have a warrant?"
"Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. ""Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"""
"I went to the shop to buy 6 Sprites... I accidentally picked 7 up!"
"I'm cooking some SpaghettiOs in nothing but my underwear. All of a sudden, Chef Ramsay bursts into my kitchen and beats the shit out of me."
"What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common? ""They remember"""
"If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane."
"The Binding Of Isaac Movie Just imagine The Binding Of Isaac Movie. He will find a Brimstone, Spoon Bender and Holy Mantle . It will be a pretty short movie I guess."