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Joke of the Day

"An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the chinese President Xi Jinping as ""Eleven"" Jinping."

"R.I.P to my good friend Brian Eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies."

"Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day? To the Moooovies"

"I can tell by the way you keep snapping your gum in my ear that you really don't value your life at all."

"What do you call a French vacation? A retreat."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"

"Breaking news: We can all tell Kanye something Because we're still waiting for him to get his money right"

"The nice thing about Hide-and-Seek is your children voluntarily go in a closet and be quiet for 3 hours."

"Why does Japan love Obama? He is first Barack president."

"Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt...."