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Joke of the Day

"""So your telling me that you'd be willing to lick your SO's butthole..."" ""But all be damned if you would share a toothbrush!"""

"All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast."

"I buy my guns from a man named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"

"What's black and white and red all over? Battleship Potemkin"

"Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos."

"Did you hear about the beaver who went to the bar but forgot his wallet because he'd just shape-shifted from another water mammal? He says to the bartender ""I must've left it in my otter pants."""

"What did one piece of butter say to the other? Aaayyy mah butter from another udder"

"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."

"Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice."

"What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees? Unioncorns."