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Joke of the Day

"I used to think I was a fast reader And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called ""9- 11 Jumpers"" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds ...Incoming repost comments"

"What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house? Namaste"

"I had another server go down on me at work. It's just how I interview waiting staff."

"Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*"

"Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella?? Fo Drizzle."

"My waterslide technique has been described as 'oafish', 'dangerous' and 'how did you get into the penguin enclosure'."

"What cheese is made backwards? Edam."

"Some guy just asked if I was Asian cuz he's China get in my pants. Hope your day is as magical as mine."

"Fish must be like super sad because it probably took a whole lot of tears to fill the whole ocean."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist? A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended."