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Joke of the Day
"Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal"
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"Today, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparantly 'in HD' was not the right answer."
"I laid back last night and admired the sky above me, taking in the beauty of the universe when it hit me... Where the fuck is my roof?"
"I'd like to say that ALL quilts are great... ...but I try to avoid making blanket statements."
"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Bruce Wayne's parents"
"Someone asked Trump how he planned to build the wall he said ""On the day I got elected 60 million people shit a brick and Mexico agreed to pay for the mortar"""
"What's a gambler's favorite time of day? 10 to 1."
"I'm going to get a sleeve tattoo of a farmers tan."
"Ok, I'm finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! An author ! An author who ? An author joke like this and I'm off !"