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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!"

"Hedgehogs Why can't they just share the hedge?"

"What did the ISIS shepherd get arrested for? Trafficking sex workers."

"Okay so I know this one joke which might be a bit offensive. Cracked me up though What's great about fucking 22 year olds'?"

"Apparently, changing your profile to ""Flirty, dirty and a little squirty"" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle."

"Today I've heard the funniest joke ever. It was so funny."

"I used to be in a wheelchair.... But I kept getting pushed around. I thought this joke up at work where we deal with wheelchairs and thought I'd share."

"The new sponge in the sink just brightened my day a little. Being an adult is stupid."

"""All dressed up and nowhere to go."" - penguins"

"A Midget Walked Past Me On The Sidewalk Today Wearing A Shirt That Said ""I Hate Black People"" ...I thought to myself ""Well damn- thats a little racist."