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Joke of the Day
"Today I've heard the funniest joke ever. It was so funny."
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"A Blackjack dealer is arrested for pedophilia... He will hit on anything 16 and under."
"[Americas Got Talent] ME: *reads an opinion different than mine online without getting offended* JUDGE (under his breath): how'd he do that"
"Have you ever seen the movie called ""Constipated""? Well it never came out."
"Why should you never trust soap? It's an emulsive lyer."
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gargling noise*"
"""The bad news is that you've had a stroke. The good news is that IKEA has hired you to name all their new products!"""
"What do you call a group of philosophers? An argument."
"What did the accountant with constipation do? He worked is out with a pencil."