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Joke of the Day

"What did the ISIS shepherd get arrested for? Trafficking sex workers."

"Last week I chopped my neighbour's tree and now it's growing back because his-tree repeats itself..."

"Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners? Because with them it always works out."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tyred. Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom."

"What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear? The pair with no sole."

"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"

"*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him! WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now"

"Irrational fear 807: being spoken to by a comedian during their performance. I would die a thousand proverbial deaths and a single real one."

"Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep."

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ..."