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Joke of the Day

"Okay so I know this one joke which might be a bit offensive. Cracked me up though What's great about fucking 22 year olds'?"

"So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes... and the elephant says to the naked man. ""Its cute but can you really breathe through it?"""

"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"

"Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real."

"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet."

"You look like my Asian friend from school. Yeah his name was Ug-lee!"

"It's 364 days until Christmas And people already have their lights up!"

"Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel? They say he was snowed in."

"How does a black women know she's pregnant? When she pulls put her tampon the cotton I'd already picked"

"How do you make your wife cry when you're having sex? Ring her up and let her listen"