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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between child prostitution & whisky? Aged whisky costs more."
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"What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common? Jeffrey Epstein."
"Two atoms were crossing the road... ...when the first atom screams ""Ahhhhh! I lost an electron"". The second atom asks ""Are you sure?"" to which the first atom replied ""Yes, I'm positive."""
"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."
"Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! :)"
"Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects. It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin"
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
"Chelsea FC"
"My friend tried to convince me that hard drugs should remain illegal... ...but his argument had no substance."
"Great idea Journalist: What do you think of western civilization? Gandhi: I think it would be a great idea!"