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Joke of the Day
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
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"The average family income has gone up 2% while the cost of living has increased 23%. - Me explaining to my son why he can't have a sister."
"[Restaurant] ""Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"" Yes please ""THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"""
"What's the difference between sex and golf? In golf one bad hole won't kill you."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone)."
"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."
"How girls put on their pants: *Left leg* *Right leg* *Wiggle* *Wiggle* *Jump* *Jump* *Squat* *Stretch* Done.."
"My wife puts her pants on just like everyone else, but when she gets one leg in I push her over while she's off balance."
"What idiot called it ""insomnia"" and not ""resisting a rest""?"
"Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?"