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Joke of the Day

"Two atoms were crossing the road... ...when the first atom screams ""Ahhhhh! I lost an electron"". The second atom asks ""Are you sure?"" to which the first atom replied ""Yes, I'm positive."""

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."

"Who's Zombies greatest enemy? Necrophiliacs"

"What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee"

"Do you know the biggest difference between Mexico and China? China paid for it's wall."

"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."

"Doc I keep throwing up Did u eat anything odd lately No What about that bottle youre holding labelled ""lizard juice"" You said eat, idiot"

"One fun thing about having a crappy car is abruptly shutting off the air conditioner on the highway and pretending you have a hyperdrive."

"What do you call an army tow-truck? Camotow"

"Without me it would just be aweso. Just saying."