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Joke of the Day

"What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common? Jeffrey Epstein."

"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7,8,9,11"

"I'm glad Lassie wasnt my dog. I just want to watch TV, I don't want to be constantly rescuing people."

"Yo momma so short and poor... ...that she gotta reach up to touch rock bottom."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? C"

"Everyone around me keeps telling me I'm mean. Which is absurd. Plus, they're ugly."

"What's the difference between a viola and an onion People cry when you cut up an onion"

"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta"

"Oh you have Swag? ...that's cool, hey, can you Super Size my Fries?"

"What's another word for ""thesaurus""? Steven Wright joke, iirc."