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Joke of the Day

"My friend tried to convince me that hard drugs should remain illegal... ...but his argument had no substance."

"What do you call a multiple choice dad joke? A pop quiz."

"The dinosaurs died for our sins."

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because we WANT to!"

"Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, ""Awwww..."" while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks."

"If my doctor ever tells me I have three months to live, I'll probably pick December, January and July."

"How do you make the Reddit front page? (Repost)"

"I fcuking love it when my girlfriend uses her evil psychotic skills for my benefit and not against me."

"Made this up when I was about 8 or 9 Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because his car was stuck in the cornfield!"

"What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court"