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"Chelsea FC"
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"These notebooks need to move on with their lives. Yeah ""College Ruled"", get over it. You're in the real world now."
"I'm writing a book about a child who suffers from SIDS But considering turning it into a short story"
"What kind of smartphone would Harambe have? The brand doesn't matter as long as it has gorilla glass."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"
"Dumb and Nobody in class... Dumb: Teacher!! Teacher!! Nobody is bothering me. Teacher: Kid, are you dumb? Dumb: Yes."
"So embarrassing when you leave the bathroom and someone points out you have toilet paper stuck to your teeth."
"The quickest way to a woman's heart is with a scalpel, a bonesaw, a chest spreader, & ten cc's of nothing to lose."
"Just got home from the doctor, apparently I have a couple of kidney stones... It should be okay though, he told me that *these two shall pass.*"
"The best part about being single is only having to say ""I'm sorry"" to the dog."