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Joke of the Day

"I saw a sign at a highschool advertising anal ogies I was confused until I saw handwritten note saying that the printer couldn't print the letter ""R"""

"My dad says that if I don't stop typing so loudly, he's gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK"

"Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman."

"Listening to coworkers try and explain Fight Club to another coworker and all I could think was ""we really shouldn't be talking about this""."

"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But why are you walking around giving men fish? That's weird, dude."

"I just got a text from someone I don't know. They say they're sick and vomitting. Should I tell them that vomitting only has one T?"

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck his dick."

"Why are cows lazy and fat? Because they don't like to mooooooooooooove."

"Woman and her Cat What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat? Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss"