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Joke of the Day

"Listening to coworkers try and explain Fight Club to another coworker and all I could think was ""we really shouldn't be talking about this""."

"why dont women drive? because theres not road from the bed room to the kitchen"

"how is Duct Tape like The Force? It has a Dark side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together."

"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"

"What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room? It's nacho business!"

"I feel sorry for men who don't know how to value women. One look at a woman and I KNOW how much she will cost me."

"If my girlfriend is late for work & looking for keys, I help by following her around the house & looking in exactly the same spots she does."

"Make a customer service representative's day by ending your call with: ""Thank you...you're my only friend in this miserable world."""

"Two fish are in a tank.. One turns to the other and asked ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"UFC 207 Not the first time I've paid $60 for 48 seconds of disappointment"