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Joke of the Day
"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."
Next Joke
"Stores in baltimore have been completely looted. all that's left is sunscreen and father's day cards. sauce: http://imgur.com/gallery/Tae9PI5"
"pope: love all *everyone cheers* *he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd* pope: fifteen-love"
"Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box."
"Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed the first time."
"I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it."
"A man and a boy are walking through the woods.. The boy turns to the man and says, ""these woods sure are scary."" The man turns to him and says, ""you're telling me, I have to walk back alone."""
"What do you call drunken cunnilingus? Lick'er."
"Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text."
"""we want to talk"" Somebody knocks on door: - Who is there? - Police? - What do you want? - We want to talk. - How many of you are there? - Two. - So talk with each other."