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Joke of the Day

"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."

"What do you call an exploding ape? A baboom."

"How do real partners in crime jokingly introduce themselves to people?"

"""Wanna hear a joke?"" ""Alright then."" ""What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?"" ""I don't know,"" ""You're disgusting."""

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Cause it wasn't born yesterday."

"23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir."

"An art thief gets caught after a heist, how so? Many people saw his Van Gogh from the scene of the crime."

"Rain is just God listening to Bon Iver."

"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."

"You say ""tomato"", I say ""flamingo"". I also put goldfish in my armpits. My opinion should be ignored."