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Joke of the Day

"Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman."

"In the book I'm currently reading, there's a section that talks about the vagina. It's my favourite passage."

"Today I made a boat with a lot of ballast on the hull. It made turning a bit of a *drag*."

"How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog"

"If 2016 had a twitter account it should have one of those ""If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"" bios Because 2016 is a crazy bitch"

"God only gives you what you can handle. Really? Because I'm pretty sure I could handle way more money."

"Made a hiking playlist earlier called trail mix It has a lot of eminem in it"

"What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose? An olfactory reset."

"What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath? One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap."

"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"