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Joke of the Day

"Where is the best place to hide something? The second page of search results of Google"

"Interesting fact - 80% of people inside a Radio Shack have no idea how they got there or how to get out."

"Why does Jesus perform miracles on quadriplegics? He can't fuckin stand 'em."

"Joe, why haven't you tossed your hat in the ring for the presidential election? I'm Biden my time."

"Why does salt come in a bottle? Because it's white I don't know why it's funny. I just heard it so can someone explain it to me?"

"Caitlyn Jenner comes with a warning label... It says: Warning - May contain traces of nuts."

"There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters."

"How do you starve a Socialist? You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit; Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!"

"What do you call it when you flip a quarter and it lands on its edge. *coin*cidence"

"I have a step ladder I never met my real ladder ."