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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick."
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"Arrived home super drunk. Put the turkey in the oven and went up and banged my wife. Woke up next to the turkey. Afraid to check the oven."
"What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains? A Forgoat."
"My friend begged me to stop playing Wonderwall I said maybe."
"Which punchline do you like better? What do you call a nun that sleep-walks? a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit"
"Why do cemeteries have fences? Because people are dying to get in."
"Whats hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before.... A Key"
"Great pickup line... You:Hey, do you have a Memory foam mattress? Her: Yes. You: Wanna Traumatize it?"
"Go to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered. Before he touches me w that needle, I run off yelling 'thanks for the free shave loser!'"
"Two flying turtles found a rabbit inside a hole The rabbit cried out, ""Is it midnight?"""