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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick."
Next Joke
"I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need."
"Two guys and a girl walk into a bar The next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss"
"What do you call a smart pig? Cunningham"
"What did the mom say when she found out her son took an unexpected trip north? I don't like your latitude!"
"I will name my kid Pluto When he grow up, he will ask me, ""Dad, did you name me after a planet?"". And i will be like, ""No:("""
"What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet."
"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."
"A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine ...with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"my Playstation got stolen... i have no one to console me."