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Joke of the Day
"Girls are just like pasta. Throw her against the wall, if she sticks, she's ready."
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"Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry? Server Not Found."
"The worlds best chat-up line: ""I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."""
"Just heard a dad threaten to spank his screaming son ""in front of the world."" Stand your ground, kid. There's no way he has that technology."
"How come Jesus could never play for the Blackhawks? Because he's always getting hung up on the boards."
"What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation? Inequalities"
"Donald Trump, This is.. (optional)"
"Everyone had heard of the Ronald McDonald house for abused children..... Now they're opening the tempura house for lightly battered women."
"Homeless man asked me if I could 'spare some change'. I told him 'change comes from within'. Long story short, I'm missing a kidney."
"Did you hear about the new transgender operation? It's called a strapadictomy"