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Joke of the Day

"Every timeI see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think....there's another prostitute making a house call......"

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"there were two jalapenos sitting at the north pole then the one said ""is it just me or is the weather getting a bit chilli?"""
"An old man is running through the halls of an old-folks home wearing a cape and yelling ""Super Sex! Super Sex!"" An old lady pokes her head out of her room and says, ""I'll have the soup."""
"What do you call a fat doctor? Fat with a P.H.D"
"Can I get pregnant from looking at a man in another car, at a red light but then quickly looking away when he looks over?"
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he killed Hitler."
"Life caught me caring and punished me accordingly."
"[date] HER: no more Scooby Doo imitations ME: ok WAITER: today's special is baby octopus ME: [Shaggy voice] zoinks HER: I'm done ME: ruh roh"
"What did Hitler call his favorite piece of furniture? Mein Kampfy Chair"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it be R, but his first true love always be the C."