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Joke of the Day
"What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin? She swallowed the yellow prick's load."
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"What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night? Her dead baby."
"Why was the rooster going to the urinals? Because that's where all the cocks hang out!"
"What do you call an eternity? 4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop"
"What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub? soup"
"What country always follows Zimbabwe? Zimbab-Bee!"
"Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!"
"I found a lamp in a back alley When I rubbed it the genie said 'You may have a long memory, or a long penis' I forget my response"
"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"
"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."