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Joke of the Day
"What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30."
Next Joke
"Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat."
"What happens to Pastors who eat chili dogs? They have to sit in their own pew."
"That boy is so dirty the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon."
"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"
"If we were to have a small food fight, would we be engaging in Morsel Combat?"
"Jeffrey Dahmer was HOT. He had the body of a much younger man."
"What do you call a one-night stand? A humpty-dumpty!"
"-Why didn't you answer your home phone? -Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me? -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone."
"My boss told me to have a good day.. So I went home."