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Joke of the Day
"The blind have a braille version of the bible... The Really Holy Bible."
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"Why do people become bakers? Because they knead the dough. (Kneading hand motions required during recital.)"
"Funny clown joke You know why cannibals don't eat clowns? They taste funny."
"[after 20 minutes of awkward silence in the sauna] ""This isn't the bathroom is it"""
"Two chemists walk in a bar... The first one said: ""Can I have a glass of H2O?"" The second one said: ""I'd like some H2O too"" The second man died."
"Was late to my first Fight Club last night So missed the intro rules. Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"Give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."
"What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother? virgin"
"Brother-in-arms What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time? ""You're my brother in arms!"""
"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"