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Joke of the Day
"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"
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"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock."
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"We should stop making racist jokes... ...enough of dark humour."
"Do you know about the constantly airborne bird species native to Holland? It Netherlands."
"OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance? Its been 16hrs.. I didn't wanna make a fuss."