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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about being named Richard? Every picture of me is a Dick pic. Which is to say my own mother hangs Dick pics on her walls."

"Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. They haven't got a policy on that."

"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."

"What happens when two dogs breed in a pound? Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog."

"What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns? Go for the juggler."

"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly over my head."

"What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings? Legolas"

"I took the batterys out of my carbon monoxide detector. It was beeping the whole week, and my roof told me to."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even."