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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns? Go for the juggler."
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"Moaning and gasping ""Give it to me baby!"" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?"
"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat patty!"
"What do you call someone who sells their butthole for sex? Prostatute"
"What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde? They'll never be royals"
"What did Jesus say when he made his return? ""Hey guys! What's goin on? Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"""
"A guy with Apple maps walks into a bar... Or a church... Or a children's hospital"
"[hitting on hot babe in bar] "".. You're 28? NO WAY! I used to be 28! This is spooky. You like oxygen? OMG you're not gonna believe this.."""
"The Helen Keller doll is gonna be hot this Christmas ... Wind it up and it walks off a table ..."