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Joke of the Day
"My friends bakery burned down yesterday Now his business is toast."
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"Police last night raided the Home For Retired Thieves and Au Pairs.... ...they proceeded to search every crook and nanny!"
"Are limericks still in? There once was a genie with a 10 foot wienie so he showed it to the woman next door she thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it is 5foot 4"
"HUNDRED DOLLAR IDEA: Go to an ATM. Withdraw $100."
"HR: You know why we called you down? Me:Hm. Promotion? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to reporting a hacking."
"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""
"What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement? Not enough cement"
"What does an old lady's crotch taste like? Depends."
"What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her? I may be a two but your an eight.."
"If you like to speak in different languages while high off marijuana, you're probably Rosetta Stoned."