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Joke of the Day
"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even."
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"[Insert Funny Name Here] A midget psychic escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."
"A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police"
"A Blonde is driving in her car and turns on the radio. It says that 2 Brazilian men were killed. She starts crying and says, ""How many is a Brazilian?"""
"Woman runs into a police station shouting, ""Help! I've been graped!"" Policeman responds with, ""Don't you mean RAPED?"" Woman replies, ""No - there was a whole bunch of 'em!"""
"What all girls want? All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are ""69"""
"I'm Mexican and my teacher asked me to turn in my essay. But I ain't no snitch."
"I just burned my fingers in boiling oil and screamed ""OOH OOH AHH AHH"" like a monkey it was a chip pan,see"
"Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas."
"I can't stop starting at the Mona Lisa... I think I'm in Louvre."