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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet."

"Women are so desperate... 4 missed calls and 8 new text messages, CALM THE FUCK DOWN MOTHER!"

"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"

"I knew it was time to vacuum when the baby rolled over and looked like an everything bagel."

"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman? You have to drop the bomb twice."

"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

"GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns."

"Spiderman's villain should just be a glass jar and a piece of paper."

"Poetry cannot be justified. It's a typography joke."

"Where did the team get there uniforms? New Jersey"