195992
Joke of the Day
"If it's one thing I hate, it's an Indian-giver... No, I take that back."
Next Joke
"Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boo-Bees"
"I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane They told me the risk was too big."
"Overheard: ""I think that guy is listening to us."""
"TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy... for boarding the wrong vessel... just once Whoops, wrong *sub*."
"It's an age-old question, but which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"My biggest fear of Hurricane Sandy is that i'll lose power and can't Facebook"
"Two cows are standing around talking... ""Hey, have you been following the news? All this mad cow disease going around is scary!"" ""Yeah! Thank god we're elephants."""
"Is there anyone besides Jesus Christ who has the privilege of having his name double as a swear?"
"She asked me to go deeper so I started quoting Nietzsche"