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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Him: Ma'am, for the last time, we don't have a limit on how much liquor you can buy."

"Dolphins don't do anything by accident.. Always on porpoise."

"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."

"A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, ""I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."""

"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!"

"Last term, we had our first black president. But if Donald Trump wins... Orange is the New Black."

"Why was Tigger's head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh."

"Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition."

"What does a ghost cow say? *wave arms around* MoooooOOOOOOoooooooo"

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Because he's back in town looking for you."