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Joke of the Day

"""Flight 1234 for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.."" ""But Center we are at 35000 feet how much noise can we make up here?"" ""Sir have you ever heard the noise a 707 makes when it hits a 727?"""

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"Hi I'm 37 yrs old. According to folklore, I've swallowed 259 spiders, 47 moths, 3 coyotes, and a grizzly bear in my sleep since I was born."
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed?? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."
"There is no 'I' in narcissism. OK, there are a couple but there certainly isn't enough of them."
"The baby mouse ventures out of its lair and sees the world for the first time as a bat flies past.. The mouse rushes back into the lair screaming, ""Mommy, I've just seen an Angel!""."
"I swallowed a 1 coin today.. ..I went to the hospital and after poking around for 10 minutes he stuck his head up and said 'ok go home, come back if there's any change' Tight bastard!"
"How do yo get to Sesame Street? Unzip my pants and ask big bird"
"What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work? Suture self!"
"Why does the US love Israel so much? Because is a raeli good country"
"Could Jesus make a nerd so nerdy that even he couldn't resist giving him a wedgie?"