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Joke of the Day
"Why are New Yorkers so depressed?? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."
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"What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven? ""You are no longer kneaded."""
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO RUIN IT WITH SEX. SURE, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, THEY JUST DON'T SEE YOU IN THAT WAY"
"I've just bought the new Beach Boys mobile phone. The ringtones are shit but it has good vibrations."
"Apparently, people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...But people in Abu Dhabi DOOOOOOO!"
"Why did the retired police officer decide to become a DJ? So he could still get to say ""Put your hands in the air."""
"Batman vs. Superman 2: Bruce Wayne spends millions secretly bankrolling a decade of lawsuits that bankrupt The Daily Planet."
"Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center"
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? Because he was too far out, man."
"What's a police officer's favorite party game? Pin the murder on the black guy"