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Joke of the Day
"How do yo get to Sesame Street? Unzip my pants and ask big bird"
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"My favorite word is plagiarism. I invented that word."
"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!"
"Two Blondes walk into a bar They both fall on the ground, stunned from pain."
"What do you call two black men on a videotape? Evidence."
"An Irshman leaves a bar."
"Starbucks needs a separate line for people who say ""um"""
"needs to stop keeping the cocaine next to the coffee creamer. I screwed up again. drinking a cup now and it has that weird milky taste."
"Egypt is one of those rare countries whose ""good old days"" were in 2,000 B.C."
"When you get turned on by the idea of the government watching you masturbate That's just you feeling Illumi-naughty."