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Joke of the Day
"There is no 'I' in narcissism. OK, there are a couple but there certainly isn't enough of them."
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"How does an octopus go to war? Well-Armed"
"Canadian Defenition Canadian (noun): An unarmed american with health insurance"
"What do you a zombie eating ice cream? Braaaaaaiiiiiiin freeze"
"""Whatcha inventing?"" ""I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack."" ""Can I bring my kids?"" ""Sure."""
"Don't compare whales to feminists... It's very offensive to whales"
"My new years resolution for 2012 is to figure out how calendars work"
"Why did Winnie the Pooh want to become an astronaut? Because he wanted to go on a honeymoon."
"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."
"Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever."