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Joke of the Day

"confession time ""hogwarts"" is a super gross thing to name a school and as a child I kinda hoped it would get destroyed because of that"

"What do people in florida do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."

"I dated a girl with a parrot once. Hideous thing that would not shut up. The parrot was cool though."

"One of the reasons for the low number of female pilots has been found to be.. the cockpit !"

"Q: who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand!"

"What's the hottest part of a room? The corner, it's 90 degrees."

"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles"

"The Harambe memes need to stop It's very de-meme-ing."

"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."