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Joke of the Day
"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"
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"What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"
"You know what the best thing about Alzheimer's is? You can hide your own Easter eggs."
"If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? the answer isnt congress"
"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."
"My doctor wasn't amused when he asked how much I weighed and I said One hundred and fat"
"You can't be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER."
"It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar."
"Brain: no Heart: yes Foot: don't ask me I'm a foot"
"Woke up so hungry I could eat my own cooking!"