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Joke of the Day

"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"

"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."

"For once, I'd like to take a medication w/side effects such as come-hither eyes, mad juggling skills, & Julia Childs' prowess in the kitchen"

"A man walks into a graveyard bar ""Can I get a beer?"" he asks as he walks up to the bar. ""I'm sorry,"" replies the bartender. ""We serve only spirits."""

"2 moderators walk into a bar and see this pedo [removed]"

"What's a buffalo's favorite activity? Grazing."

"What do you ask when an Indian comes up in a conversation? ""Dot or no dot"""

"What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit? Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something."

"What's the best part about getting head from an infant? Watching the soft spot move."

"Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!"