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Joke of the Day

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles"

"""Is my butt is too big?"" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead."

"What does the bees do with their honey? They eat it, If they eat too much, they will get Diabeetis."

"I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding."

"Why did the ant crawl up Princess Kate's stocking? To go to the grand opening. Why did the ant crawl up Prince Williams' trousers? To get to the royal ball."

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? The only thing left was de-brie"

"According to a new study, the number of car crashes linked to marijuana has risen. Fortunately, when the cars crashed they were all going eight miles per hour."

"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."

"A man showed up at the hospital with several toy horses in his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"What color is ice? Hielo."