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Joke of the Day
"What do people in florida do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."
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"People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!"
"The tag on this hot tub reads ""6 man"" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!"
"What's the most-clicked link on the Alzheimer's support website? Forgot Your Password?"
"Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis."
"I almost lost my hearing in an accident... It was a near-deaf experience."
"Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !"
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !"
"A horse walks into a bar... and the bartender says why the long face? (Old I know) But I've heard so many variations on that one. What others are there?"
"My electric toothbrush broke so now I have to use my acoustic one"