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Joke of the Day

"Q: who was the world's first carpenter? A: Eve, she made Adam's banana stand!"

"The room is 15$ a night. Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

"Potato is like Soviet rape. Not come everyday, but fill you up when is come."

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar ... no seriously, it can happen. (seen in an Irish pub)"

"My wife asked me about where to put a dish when unloading the dishwasher... I looked at her and said ""As a French whore would say 'Put it anywhere it fits.'"

"I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre... Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer."

"A psychic goes to buy clothes Employee: how about this one? Psychic: That top is too small Employee: You didn't even try it on Psychic: I'm a medium"

"Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"I slipped in the shower and almost fell... Good thing my uncle caught me"

"Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite."