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Joke of the Day
"One of the reasons for the low number of female pilots has been found to be.. the cockpit !"
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"Imagine being so rich you could afford the other monocle."
"""I don't belong here"" - dreadlock on a white guy"
"HATE when this happens: Get in Bed. Get perfectly comfortable. Suddenly must pee."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Pizza"" ""My new boyfriend who? ""No. Pizza"" ""My future husband who?"" ""No."" ""Playing hard to get who?"""
"Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time someone goes to the toilet take 4 shots"
"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."
"What is the temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support or people are going to think we are nuts."
"Hey girl, are you a 10? Because you're basic..."