218347
Joke of the Day
"What did Saddam Hussein have in common with Little Miss Muffet? He also had Kurds in his way."
Next Joke
"Q: Why did the sheep jump into the lake? A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th."
"Someone just called me materialistic. I felt like choking them with my Vivienne Westwood belt."
"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."
"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"
"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet ? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they don't know either."
"My favorite part about family dinner is when my brother says how he made 600K last year and I get to say someone made a clock of my Avi."
"Last week i just robbed my first bank in my new Frog outfit. I Kermited a major offense"
"I asked my wife to tell me something that would make me laugh and cry at the same time... Apparently out of all my friends I have the biggest dick."
"[1665] ME:Make it enormous ""But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit"" ME:Make it enormous"