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Joke of the Day
"Someone just called me materialistic. I felt like choking them with my Vivienne Westwood belt."
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"I was in the park the other day wondering why the frisbee looks bigger the closer it gets... And then it hit me."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I and your hot friend Amber together."
"What do you call someone with one arm and no legs? Names"
"Sorry I broke your arm when your reached for that last slice of pizza. -Flirting is hard."
"""This ain't my first Romeo."" -slutty Juliet"
"So is the 2020 Election Season open yet? Or is the succession now inherited?"
"Doctor Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!"
"How do you kill a Byzantine? You push him into an Ottoman."
"Today is my birthday... and I'm Jewish."