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Joke of the Day

"My favorite part about family dinner is when my brother says how he made 600K last year and I get to say someone made a clock of my Avi."

"When does one plus one equal three? When you forget to wear a condom."

"Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway? Because there's a parrot on the shoulder."

"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: I'm bigger than you!"

"Half my family is Catholic, the other half Jewish, so when the tweet contest theme is ""guilt"" I pretty much have it in the bag."

"The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing."

"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""

"Today is World Alzheimer's Day! Just in case you forgot."

"What do you call a good looking Lebanese man? Azif"

"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."