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Joke of the Day

"My favorite part about family dinner is when my brother says how he made 600K last year and I get to say someone made a clock of my Avi."

"Why does the ocean roar? You would too, if you had crabs on your bottom!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates. My wife won't let me have any."

"I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had had in his life but never got an answer. He kept falling asleep whilst counting sheep."

"They say gays destroy the very fabric of society..... Nonsense! No gay man would ever dream of destroying fabric."

"Why do chat fail always look fake Because they are"

"What did the Chinese man give his daughter? A clothes hanger."

"Christopher walked walks in, he sits down and says... Hey. Guy. I threw a hotdog down, the highway. The hooker, was already dead."

"Apparently Mindy McCready shot herself. It's unusual for a woman to use a gun but... ...Guys Do It All The Time."

"When a friend dies, I'm not sure if I should unfriend them on Facebook or occasionally ""poke"" them to see if they're still dead."