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Joke of the Day

"What did our parents do to kill boredom before the Internet ? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they don't know either."

"What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor? A Chair-ity!"

"Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month. She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro."

"A terrible name for an R&B group would be Boyz IV Men."

"What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head? Duck."

"After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it. It was good, but you know all those girls who were on their tippy-toes? Why don't they just get *taller girls?*"

"Do you know any good water jokes? Well?"

"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."

"Spice up your otherwise trite wedding by making the groomsmen act as pallbearers and carry the groom to the altar in a casket"

"People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris"