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Joke of the Day
"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"
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"I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god. And only an Italian son could think his mother was a virgin."
"can we have one night where you don't act like spiderman ""ok"" [hour later a bird/panther type thing steals wife's purse] ""don't look at me"""
"Where's my cell? ""Right there."" That's not my phone. ""Yes it is. I cleaned it!"" My cell's white?"
"My friend asked me if I wanted to skip class. I said ""nah, I think I'll pass."""
"If you add enough jalapenos no one will ever know you're a bad cook."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but it's hard to get them in!"
"What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad away.."
"Never trust a fortune teller buying more than 1 lottery ticket."
"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day Even the cake was in tiers."